I’ve been living in Harlem for a few months now, and quite frankly dont know anything much past 145th street. Instead of grabbing lunch downtown, my buddy Beatriz suggested we stop by this really dope spot ALTUS. We made it just in time for brunch and it was scrumptious. Beautiful food, people and decor… Clearly I LOVED it!







I adore crab cakes…

the food was crackhead crack good

Bee has an addiction to ice… might see her on an episode of Intervention

I was hesitant to try the flan… lets just say my childhood experience with flan was not too pleasurable. I guess Dominicans do it better… because I inhaled that ish…

after brunch, we stopped by a pet shop… and they were ALL hypoallergenic…YAY!




I named her Chillin’… cuz she was in the cut to herself…

about to be West Side Story in the pen…

call me Mr Flinstone… I can make your… you know the rest lmao











over and out…